#Picklebum

Bedtime with the toddler. Toddler: Daddy, where your hair go? Did you lose it on the bus? Me: No, I shaved it off. Now, go to sleep. …Goodnight sunshine. Toddler: Sunshine? Me not sunshine. Me: It’s just a silly name that daddy calls you. You can think of one for daddy if you like. Toddler:…