Dear Donald. My response to the President’s concern about terrorism in the UK.

Dearest President Trump,

As a British subject I’d just like to thank you for your “concern” over the recent terrorist attacks. It’s nice to hear you aren’t for terrorism and sure, it’s been emotional. However, I’d just like to clear up a few things. We’ve seen a lot of sensationalist headlines and tweets coming from across the pond and quite frankly, that shit ain’t right.